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Bar Jokes
Feb 19, 2023 14:25:41 GMT
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Post by gazz on Feb 19, 2023 14:25:41 GMT
My wife just called me a sex machine. Her actual words were, 'You're a f'ing tool'. But I know what she meant.
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Post by ceefer on Feb 20, 2023 20:44:58 GMT
My wife just called me a sex machine. Her actual words were, 'You're a f'ing tool'. But I know what she meant. My wife just called me as well
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Mar 24, 2023 20:11:35 GMT
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
It's because they are Inca hoots.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 3, 2023 19:37:33 GMT
Dad joke in coming...
I remember when I was young, free and single and I asked a girl out on a date. She said no because she said I had a face like the back of a boat.
I didn't reply.
I just gave her a stern look.
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Apr 3, 2023 20:33:04 GMT
Take a Bow, Eppers... 😀
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 28, 2023 20:57:39 GMT
I rang an American plumber. I said ‘My tap’s stuck’, he said ‘Faucet?’, I said ‘Thanks, that’ll do it’.
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Bar Jokes
Apr 28, 2023 23:30:20 GMT
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 28, 2023 23:30:20 GMT
While he was probing my mouth my dentist asked if I was doing anything nice this weekend and now he thinks I’m going to park a car far from a large bar in Armagh.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on May 29, 2023 9:42:02 GMT
Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for him.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jun 2, 2023 14:19:03 GMT
I went to the library yesterday and said "I've ordered a book for men with very small penises."
The librarian said: "I don't think it's in yet."
I said: "Yeah, that's the one."
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jun 10, 2023 10:51:35 GMT
Apparently the Swedish and Norwegian Governments are putting bar codes on all their warships.
That's so you can Scan da navy in.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jun 18, 2023 19:19:39 GMT
I looked up fractal in the dictionary and it said see fractal
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jul 5, 2023 19:52:37 GMT
Archaeologists have unearthed tomb containing a Mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Excited, they belive it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 2, 2023 22:18:19 GMT
Sporty Spice says to Posh 'my mum put L & R on my shoes when I was a kid so I could remember which one to put on each foot'. Posh says, 'So that's why it said C&A in my knickers'.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Aug 19, 2023 7:34:43 GMT
Dad joke alert...
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism It's a light sentence... and gives them time to reflect
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Post by gazz on Aug 19, 2023 8:50:41 GMT
Dad joke alert... Where do bad rainbows go? Prism It's a light sentence... and gives them time to reflect 12" extended punchline, mate - nice!
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