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Post by gazz on May 6, 2021 7:48:09 GMT
Anyone who knows me, knows that I don't post anything bad, so my next post is perfectly safe to watch, but the title of the clip contains uncensored foul language that some may find offensive.
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Post by gazz on May 6, 2021 7:49:02 GMT
{EXPLICIT CONTENT ALERT - CLICK HERE TO REVEAL CONTENT}
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Post by sandbachhatter on May 11, 2021 10:08:14 GMT
A man approaches a particularly top heavy lady and says: "Excuse me, but do you think if I paid you £1,000 I could nibble your breasts?"
Disgusted, but in desperate need of the money, she reluctantly agrees. They head off to a secluded spot, where she unbuttons her blouse and he buries his face into her chest.
After ten minutes, she asks him: "Well, are you going to nibble them or what?"
"Nah, it's way too expensive."
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May 15, 2021 17:21:26 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 17:21:26 GMT
BREAKING: Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that due to the new Indian Covid variant, people will now be offered the Pun jab.
Please start taking this Indian Covid Variant seriously, especially if you have a dodgy tikka. My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week - he's only just buried his naan.
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Post by archie on May 16, 2021 8:55:59 GMT
In Cairo, they've requested that cab drivers sound their horns in an effort to relax tension on the streets. They've been asked to Toot an' Calm 'em.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on May 17, 2021 6:52:45 GMT
There’s an old tale that Keith Urban and John Legend once formed a duo. Not sure how true it is.
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Post by dudleyhatter on May 18, 2021 7:03:12 GMT
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Post by sandbachhatter on May 18, 2021 9:18:24 GMT
A recent finding by statisticians shows that the average human has one breast and one testicle.
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Post by sandbachhatter on May 18, 2021 9:18:57 GMT
The bartender says "we don't serve time travellers in here."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on May 28, 2021 15:49:28 GMT
I got a job making Dracula figures in an understaffed toy factory. There was only two of us on the production line, I had to make every second count...
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Post by hatter_in_macc on May 28, 2021 16:32:40 GMT
Hope you got some Fangs for your efforts, Lennie?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jun 25, 2021 6:36:56 GMT
Fantastic rollout – 76% of adults over the age of 40 have now been offered the Tottenham Hotspur managers job.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jul 17, 2021 7:26:09 GMT
My Scouse friend is trying to figure out who stole his board game but he still hadn’t got a Cluedo.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jul 23, 2021 5:32:07 GMT
I switched to Airplane mode and all the contacts in my phone changed to Shirley.
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Post by gazz on Jul 23, 2021 8:27:23 GMT
I switched to Airplane mode and all the contacts in my phone changed to Shirley. Best gag of the year so far! Brilliant!
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