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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 31, 2019 7:49:13 GMT
ENDANGERED BIRDS REMAINING:
Snowy Owls: Around 28,000
California Condors: Under 500
Chesney Hawks: 1 and only
(but, despite all this, there’s nobody I’d rather be...)
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 31, 2019 7:52:39 GMT
The existence of Kylo Ren implies the existence of Kylo Stimpy.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 31, 2019 7:55:34 GMT
*The Queen, awarding Sir Elton John his Companion of Honour*
"And you can tell everybody this is your gong."
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Post by ceefer on Jan 3, 2020 19:46:13 GMT
Meant to post this last week
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Mary and Abbie!
Mary and Abbie who?
Mary Christmas 2019 and an Abbie New Year 2020.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 18, 2020 7:26:00 GMT
Recent Results for Lion King FC: A win, away, A win, away, A win, away, A win, away.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 20, 2020 20:22:18 GMT
Old MacDonald had a walkie talkie, Echo India Echo India Oscar.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 21, 2020 11:29:29 GMT
SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school ME: What's that? SON: A big building with lots of kids
(It's been a long time since I came across a more pleasing joke!)
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Post by hermannsays on Jan 21, 2020 11:37:44 GMT
SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school ME: What's that? SON: A big building with lots of kids (It's been a long time since I came across a more pleasing joke!) Made me warm and fuzzy inside, that one.
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Post by countyfan on Jan 21, 2020 12:16:30 GMT
SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school ME: What's that? SON: A big building with lots of kids (It's been a long time since I came across a more pleasing joke!) The great man would have said "but that's not important right now" at the end of the punchline! Can't believe it'll be 10 years this year since we lost him!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 23, 2020 13:33:22 GMT
I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what is an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it".
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 23, 2020 13:35:36 GMT
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Post by gazz on Jan 23, 2020 14:25:37 GMT
Can't believe it'll be 10 years this year since we lost him! Time really does fly, doesn't it. I think I might just stick Police Squad on for a few laughs now..... in Color (sic), of course!
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Post by countyfan on Jan 23, 2020 14:40:08 GMT
Can't believe it'll be 10 years this year since we lost him! Time really does fly, doesn't it. I think I might just stick Police Squad on for a few laughs now..... in Color (sic), of course! I know!! I was gutted when he died! Being born in 79 I spent the first 15 - 20 years of my life watching Police Squad, The Naked Gun films and my personal favourite was Repossessed, where he played Father Mayii (no, no you may not!!)
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 29, 2020 7:11:43 GMT
[ENTER NEW PASSWORD]
Believe
[PASSWORD NOT STRONG ENOUGH]
BelieveByCher
[REALLY DON’T THINK IT’S STRONG ENOUGH, NO]
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 29, 2020 21:14:20 GMT
that's f***ing great!
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