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Post by sirroger on Jan 21, 2014 15:56:35 GMT
David Moyes has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year,even if he has to write the song himself.
Apparently Heather Mills rang Sam Allardyce and said "If you're not bothering with the second leg, can I have it"
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 22, 2014 9:39:05 GMT
BNAG . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (That's bang out of order!)
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Bar Jokes
Jan 22, 2014 19:36:38 GMT
via mobile
Post by gazz on Jan 22, 2014 19:36:38 GMT
Inspired by my recent thread:
Farewell to Hayley Cropper, a sad loss. Now reunited in heaven with c*ck and b*lls, may they rest in pieces!
If you get that from anyone else, it came from me! Copyright pending! : P
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 23, 2014 11:23:10 GMT
Jokes about colour blindness make me see red (or possibly green).
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 24, 2014 14:04:11 GMT
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Post by gazz on Jan 24, 2014 14:08:48 GMT
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. That's brilliant!
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 27, 2014 14:20:38 GMT
....and now the results for the Musketeers football league. 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-4.
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2014 14:28:49 GMT
....and now the results for the Musketeers football league. 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-4.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 27, 2014 20:05:38 GMT
nothing to say about it at all gazz? i suppose it still adds to your post count
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2014 21:49:16 GMT
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2014 21:50:15 GMT
I put four smilies in that post ^^^^^^^
wtf
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2014 21:51:03 GMT
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2014 21:52:27 GMT
I think there may be a clash with certain letters or characters when trying to post a smiley on the same line, all four appeared when on a different line. I'm too tired to mess with it now, I'll have to have a look when I have a bit more 'ar*edness' about me.
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2014 22:01:44 GMT
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Post by gazz on Jan 27, 2014 22:04:14 GMT
It's a spacing problem, by default, proboards places a space automatically either side of a smiley. This is causing the problem, but as yet I still can't figure out why. It appears to be linked to the newer ones too, as there seems to be no issue with these existing ones
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