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Post by gazz on Jan 16, 2014 12:43:49 GMT
Oi, Kearney, I've texted you!
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Post by Admin on Jan 16, 2014 12:48:18 GMT
I've just sent you a PM matey....
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Post by gazz on Jan 16, 2014 12:59:00 GMT
Replied, mate, cheers!
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Post by gazz on Jan 16, 2014 13:18:00 GMT
....... and I've now replied to your reply, cheers, mate.
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 16, 2014 13:21:36 GMT
Get a room...
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Post by Admin on Jan 16, 2014 13:26:13 GMT
We've just been using under your desk to be honest, is that a problem?
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Post by sandbachhatter on Jan 16, 2014 13:58:22 GMT
It tickles.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 16, 2014 19:08:40 GMT
The Swiss Army must have been pretty confident of victory to include a corkscrew in their army knife. belter!
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Post by sirroger on Jan 16, 2014 20:08:46 GMT
My wife says she is divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she really leave me.............
Find out next week!
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 17, 2014 9:24:51 GMT
I saw Jonathan Ross in a department store last week. He was acting suspiciously, looking at the kitchen utensils so I walked up to him and said, "You'll probably get caught if you steal anything." He replied, "Well, that's the whisk I'm willing to take."
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 20, 2014 10:04:51 GMT
Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?
Rhino
We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn
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Bar Jokes
Jan 20, 2014 17:46:36 GMT
via mobile
Post by ceefer on Jan 20, 2014 17:46:36 GMT
A couple of blonde jokes........ 1 What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? Is it mine? 2. A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
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Post by gazz on Jan 20, 2014 18:14:01 GMT
Some excellent ones there, epworth/ceefer!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 20, 2014 19:33:20 GMT
that's a belter, epworth!
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Post by Epworth Hatter OLD account on Jan 21, 2014 14:45:34 GMT
'Excuse me, are these knickers satin?', 'No, Sir, they're brand new'.
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