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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 10, 2014 13:22:15 GMT
Time for a limerick competition ................. Ramsbottom (ermmmmm !) A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" ....................................................... Sorry, folks but the chance was too good to pass up and I kept it as non-risque as possible. Have fun, as they say. Hope you have your wellies packed for Saturday - well I mean, it could be snowing and you'll need them to keep your feet dry. what did you think I meant ? Gazza is here to keep you all in check this week, keep him busy.
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Post by sirroger on Dec 10, 2014 14:17:55 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" Did Ewe know Ramming a Sheep thrills?*
* allegedly
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 10, 2014 15:35:38 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" Did Ewe know Ramming a Sheep thrills?* * allegedly and all the puns arrive at once.................... nicely done
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 10, 2014 15:58:40 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" Will we win? Oh, yes, yes, yes - said in the style of the dog from Churchill's
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 10, 2014 16:20:19 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" Will our 'goals scored' column continue with its series of 'nils'?
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Post by sirroger on Dec 10, 2014 19:34:06 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" And I'll have a bet with William Hill's
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 10, 2014 20:06:16 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' neither regions" In the fields don't eat those round little pills !!
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Post by sirroger on Dec 10, 2014 20:35:51 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" For the 'Rams' to survive they'll need Bear Grylls
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Dec 11, 2014 6:48:45 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" Will we need to censor hedgie's stills?
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 11, 2014 10:39:24 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" And get practising down in New Mills!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 11, 2014 10:45:08 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So,you Heavener Legions, Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" Rather them than a porcupine's quills !
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Post by countyfan on Dec 11, 2014 13:52:23 GMT
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" With our great following they'll be plenty of cash in their tills!!!
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" Forget Marrakesh it'll be the Stockport Express as sung by Crosby, Nash and the other one......Stills!
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" It that part t'world they've not evolved properly yet, I hear they still breathe through gills!
A trip int't' "Lankishur hills", And a chance to show off certain skills, So, you Heavener Legions Can rhyme "sheeps' nether regions" In a place where they still have outside toilets, to save on the "leccy bills"!!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 11, 2014 14:37:10 GMT
For those who are wondering about my poetic accuracy ............
"Ramsbottom is a town in the Metropolitan Borough of Bury, Greater Manchester..... Historically within Lancashire....... "
Hope you will allow me this one.
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Dec 11, 2014 14:54:13 GMT
As if we would ever have questioned it, Sir Len!
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Post by sirroger on Dec 11, 2014 15:11:20 GMT
The stadium address?, Acre Bottom . You just couldn't script it, could you!
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