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Post by gazz on Dec 5, 2020 17:41:58 GMT
i used to hate seeing all the 'any spare tickets' kn*bheads outside gigs and games, who always seemed to be either manc or scouse, but i have a hard time with them organising with tech like a touting OCG. i hope a lot end up with plenty of stock on their hands that they have to keep dropping the price to shift. expoitative w**kers. THIS ↑↑↑
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Post by gazz on Dec 24, 2020 9:09:25 GMT
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Post by gazz on Jul 2, 2021 17:32:09 GMT
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Post by hermannsays on Jul 2, 2021 18:42:27 GMT
Mini-Herm is excited. At the moment he can only have Madden in his side, and he just bench warms due to being a bit slower than Mbappe.
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Post by gazz on Aug 27, 2021 1:38:12 GMT
FIFA 21, career mode and I'm playing as Juventus (well, Piemonte Calcio). I'm just seven games into a Serie A season and I've just beaten Sampdoria, the post-match interviewer says to me "that all but confirms sampdoria's relegation..." 😂😂😂
FIFA programmers just don't give a f*** anymore, they've probably got one hand on the game programming and the other on their f***ing banking Apps watching the money roll in!
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Post by gazz on Oct 1, 2021 15:31:57 GMT
Well, I take my hat off to EA, they've clearly decided to up their efficiency considerably this year with FIFA 22.
Instead of releasing a half decent game and then making it gradually worse bit by bit with incremental updates throughout the season, they've saved themselves a shed load of money and programming hours this time around, by releasing an absolute crock of shite right from the off!
I've been playing the PC version for the past three years, but this time around I've got the PS5 version and it's f***ing awful, not least the graphics.
Next-gen? Don't make me laugh.
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Post by gazz on Jan 21, 2022 8:12:02 GMT
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Post by gazz on May 4, 2022 20:11:06 GMT
For any PS5/PS4 owners with a PlayStation plus account, FIFA 22 is one of the free games this month.
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Post by gazz on Dec 1, 2023 18:27:03 GMT
EA Sports FC24 - do not buy this game.
It's not a brand new game, it's just FIFA 23 made WORSE. I play Manager Career mode and the AI on this one is ridiculous in itself, but the scripting is even worse than it was before.
I've just played a game where the CPU scored a goal and I swear, the entire sequence was either a cut scene, or my whole team were turned into NPCs and I couldn't select a single player to make a tackle. They literally moved out of the way of the opposition striker and didn't move back towards him until he was through on goal.
You can't even make your goalkeeper rush out to block an attack, he just stands on the spot and more often than not this results in a CPU team goal.
Another piss-take is there are post-match interviews in Career Mode, with a selection of different answer options for you to choose from for each question.
One such choice of answer results in a scripted response that begins with your manager saying "As a manager...", which I remember on FIFA 23 was spelled 'MANGER'. The same f***ing typo is there in EAFC24, along with the same questions and the same answers - EA JUST DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE GRAMME OF f***.
Want to play FC24? Buy a cheap, second hand copy of FIFA 23 on eBay, because it's - and this is making me want to choke on my own tongue, but there's no escaping it - a better game, but that's no great achievement.
I didn't pay for this one, it was bought for me, so I feel slightly less arsed about being conned into getting it, but only slightly.
Do not bother with this game, you'll go through gamepads like f***ing sweets and the only thing you'll do with it is get older and look back on time you could have better spent staring out of your window.
If EA aren't cheating you with scripting, then why have all its offline game modes got 'Restart Match' as an option after every game?
Simple, they know you'll get randomly f***ed over with the scripting they've written in for the Ultimate Team pigeons, so they give us the option to play the match again if the game f***s us over.
I imagine it's not an option in Ultimate Team (I've never played it but I reckon I'm right), as they want that player who's just been cheated to go and buy more player packs to improve his team.
The harsh reality is that you could have the entire Brazil '70 squad, and you'll still get games where your team feels like it's running through three feet of f***ing snow, while the CPU team skips around you like they're wearing jet-powered boots.
EA are a scummy operation.
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