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Post by gazz on Sept 25, 2019 20:18:29 GMT
Here you go, folks, I'm sure you'll get your teeth into this one!
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Post by forzablue on Sept 25, 2019 21:53:17 GMT
Wait, I can see the menu clearly. Are you ready? OK, take this down. Two quarter pounders with cheese, one Big Mac, two diet cokes...........
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Post by dudleyhatter on Sept 26, 2019 5:44:15 GMT
Okay, can you write down Biden and family, the mentally deranged American dotard has asked us to keep an eye out to help him.
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Post by hermannsays on Sept 26, 2019 7:55:02 GMT
"We're back, we're bad, we're live on BBC1, BBC2, across all of BBC Radio - welcome to Autumnwatch."
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Post by countyfan on Sept 26, 2019 8:09:52 GMT
"I think I've found it, yes, yes..........oh hang on a minute..........nope, no it's not what I thought it was sorry. For a second there I thought I'd found County's next 3 points"!!!!
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Post by gazz on Sept 26, 2019 8:34:46 GMT
Brilliant start, guys - keep them coming!
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Sept 26, 2019 11:51:23 GMT
Guy stood behind...
"I know it will mean public execution for me, my family, my extended family, my neighbours and their families - but it will be worth it to see his face where I've put the ink on the eye pieces..."
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Sept 26, 2019 11:56:53 GMT
An unhinged, lose cannon of a President who is universally despised and mocked, other than by his own party... is spotted by Kim Jong-un whilst on a trip to Washington DC
(with apologies to every comedian, ever, for stealing the joke format)
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Post by hermannsays on Sept 26, 2019 13:24:12 GMT
Kim Jong-un watches on as JG selects the newest addition to the County squad - 5'2 centre forward Kim Bo Deal - proving that the 'money is available' after all.
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Kim Jong-un: "So, Mini-Herm is part North-Korean, you say? We need him on board to bring down County Heaven!"
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Post by gazz on Sept 26, 2019 14:10:45 GMT
Some serious quality here, all!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Sept 27, 2019 8:27:22 GMT
Baywatch's latest recruit steps up to the binns. Can't wait for the slow-mo red speedo's action.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Sept 27, 2019 9:35:15 GMT
Impeachment coming over the horizon, guys. Ring my mate DT and tell him to get the firing squad ready. Western Sissies.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Sept 27, 2019 11:01:40 GMT
Baywatch's latest recruit steps up to the binns. Can't wait for the slow-mo red speedo's action.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2019 13:23:45 GMT
Bill Oddie regrets trying a new hairdresser.
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Post by ceefer on Oct 6, 2019 14:47:25 GMT
Who's that cool dude with the bins... why it's me (looking at the strategically placed mirror)
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