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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 1, 2018 9:14:41 GMT
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Post by countyfan on Nov 1, 2018 10:07:00 GMT
"Ever since I did the Cadbury's advert i've been inundated with work opportunities so it just goes to show if you stick to what you believe in anyone can achieve anything"
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Post by gazz on Nov 1, 2018 14:13:55 GMT
Gorilla: "We really do need to get a door fitted on this toilet"
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Post by steve61 on Nov 1, 2018 18:35:22 GMT
"Who nicked my f**king bananas?"
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Nov 1, 2018 19:03:30 GMT
juggling 101: yes, we start WITHOUT balls...
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Nov 1, 2018 19:04:49 GMT
"...then that moustachioed little weasel mario, the world's worst plumber, tried to break into my gaff, so i threw him down a ladder..."
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Post by hermannsays on Nov 2, 2018 8:28:19 GMT
I'm afraid I've had to erect this glass panel to keep you dangerous creatures from harming people like me.
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So, I said to Sigourney Weaver that I had always admired her work and would be happy to help advise on her new film.
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I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 2, 2018 9:13:44 GMT
Who put this toast under my a*se ? For Christ's sake, I'm a gorilla !
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 2, 2018 9:17:08 GMT
So I said to the director, "Who's crazy idea was it to climb the Empire States Building in the first place ?"
That was some ending to my career.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Nov 2, 2018 17:23:29 GMT
I tell you lads she had wangers like this
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Post by forzablue on Nov 4, 2018 18:49:41 GMT
"Have you heard this one folks - there was a chimp, an orang-utan and a baboon sitting in a bar...."
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Post by ceefer on Nov 4, 2018 19:33:59 GMT
C'mon..you know I'm better looking and more intelligent than Donald Trump!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Nov 4, 2018 19:41:12 GMT
Have you ever seen my 9 dart finish, guys ?
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Post by ceefer on Nov 5, 2018 21:02:51 GMT
Anyone of you ladies seen the King Kong movie, shall we do a re-take?
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Nov 9, 2018 12:48:18 GMT
Any more words of wisdom from the gorilla... is a sentence I never thought I'd type
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