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Post by gazz on Jan 29, 2020 21:28:28 GMT
that's f***ing great! Agreed!
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Post by hatter_in_macc on Jan 29, 2020 22:22:53 GMT
Yep - Cher brilliance, Eppers! 😀
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Jan 31, 2020 9:49:37 GMT
New T-shirt idea...
"My sister went to Wutan and all she got me was this lousy flu"
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 1, 2020 7:42:42 GMT
Friend: so what’s it like parenting a toddler?
Me: why?
Friend: just curious.
Me: why?
Friend: I don’t know nevermind.
Me: why?
Friend:
Me: why?
Friend: hey f*** you, man.
Me: yes that’s it exactly.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 16, 2020 7:14:07 GMT
Welcome to A-Team Impersonation Club - I see we have a few new Faces.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Feb 26, 2020 21:14:04 GMT
Me: What would you say is your favourite London building?
Sean Connery: Shard.
Me: I know mate but just pick the one you think is the best.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Mar 7, 2020 6:05:10 GMT
Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Mar 7, 2020 22:28:28 GMT
excellent stuff eps. i have an old music and sh*t jokes enjoyer at work who's getting that one...
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Mar 16, 2020 21:21:28 GMT
Another one for your colleague, ars...
There’s a Ramones fan club? Count me in!
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Mar 20, 2020 9:38:05 GMT
Today I spent hours swaying backwards and forwards.
I then realised I should have been self-isolating and not oscillating.
So I wrapped myself in swathes of rubber............. I was self insulating.
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Bar Jokes
Mar 21, 2020 17:06:22 GMT
via mobile
Post by dudleyhatter on Mar 21, 2020 17:06:22 GMT
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Post by dudleyhatter on Apr 20, 2020 22:00:47 GMT
I have a pal who is a pilot for Virgin but cos of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance.
l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.
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Post by dudleyhatter on Apr 21, 2020 15:43:55 GMT
Why don't Marxists drink Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
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Post by Epworth Hatter on Apr 26, 2020 14:19:13 GMT
This definitely belongs on here...
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Post by Epworth Hatter on May 22, 2020 5:46:28 GMT
The more shredded cabbage and carrot you coat in mayonnaise, the bigger the side salad ~ Cole's Law
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