Post by bringbacklenwhite on Dec 1, 2013 10:32:49 GMT
For all Newcomers (and regulars who conveniently forget) here are the rules of engagement.
I will provide 4 lines of a topical limerick - all you have to do is come up with a suitable ending.
1 it should rhyme (please note Dudley) ie Lines 1, 2 and 5 (and also lines 3 and 4)
2 it should scan (well just about)
3 it can take the mickey out of a fellow Heavener (but only in a kind and thoughtful way)
4 it must be relevant to recent events or opponent's circumstances
5 it makes us all laugh
Winners announced whenever I think a limerick has run its course.
Each week the previous winner
will be your "guest judge".
The Judge's decision is final.
In the case of a dispute - my decision is final
and in the case of an appeal -my first decision will still be final.
Mainly though, it is here to be enjoyed and help us through the dark times.
I will provide 4 lines of a topical limerick - all you have to do is come up with a suitable ending.
1 it should rhyme (please note Dudley) ie Lines 1, 2 and 5 (and also lines 3 and 4)
2 it should scan (well just about)
3 it can take the mickey out of a fellow Heavener (but only in a kind and thoughtful way)
4 it must be relevant to recent events or opponent's circumstances
5 it makes us all laugh
Winners announced whenever I think a limerick has run its course.
Each week the previous winner
will be your "guest judge".
The Judge's decision is final.
In the case of a dispute - my decision is final
and in the case of an appeal -my first decision will still be final.
Mainly though, it is here to be enjoyed and help us through the dark times.
