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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 20, 2015 19:47:15 GMT
that is the single most annoying thing about fifa/pro evo. either stupid AI - i've beaten a man and drawn the next one towards me, instead of making a run down the line, you've just stood there and i have therefore gained no advantage whatsoever from my skillz...or the even more heinous one of it won't allow me to get the ball out of my half...the ref has played 27 minutes over time...my 'keeper is suddenly wearing buttergloves...nooooooooo...b*ll*cks...*sound of pad being thrown*
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Post by gazz on Jan 20, 2015 19:56:50 GMT
That stoppage time really is endless when you're drawing on a muddy pitch and trying to hold on, yet when you're chasing a goal you can't get anywhere near the ball, as the opposition suddenly turns into Brazil 1970 and plays keep ball until the referee blows the whistle after a poxy minute of injury time!
At last, someone who knows my pain!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 20, 2015 20:31:04 GMT
the pro evo one that used to particularly upset me was i'd batter the opposition all game, either fail to score or just get one...and then right near the end the opposition would score one type of goal - crap shot that comes back off my 'keeper and drops to one of theirs to finish. hated it...
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Post by gazz on Jan 20, 2015 20:45:26 GMT
the pro evo one that used to particularly upset me was i'd batter the opposition all game, either fail to score or just get one...and then right near the end the opposition would score one type of goal - crap shot that comes back off my 'keeper and drops to one of theirs to finish. hated it... This ^^^ Infuriating! It's passages of play such as this that is seen to be what is called 'scripting', pre-defined patterns of play that you seem unable to affect. It's like you've suddenly switched to Simulation mode and are watching two teams playing. No matter how hard you bash the buttons, that full back would rather do his Marcel Marceau impression than track that opposition winger. Then your central defenders do the same, performing random movements nowhere near the ball and before you know it the onion bag rustles and it's game over. Don't try to tell EA or Konami about scripting though, you might as well be asking regarding the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa, they flatly deny it exists in their games, but it does.
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Post by archie on Jan 21, 2015 9:23:56 GMT
That stoppage time really is endless when you're drawing on a muddy pitch and trying to hold on, yet when you're chasing a goal you can't get anywhere near the ball, as the opposition suddenly turns into Brazil 1970 and plays keep ball until the referee blows the whistle after a poxy minute of injury time! At last, someone who knows my pain! Fergie must be earning a fortune in royalties.
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Post by gazz on Jan 21, 2015 12:02:57 GMT
That stoppage time really is endless when you're drawing on a muddy pitch and trying to hold on, yet when you're chasing a goal you can't get anywhere near the ball, as the opposition suddenly turns into Brazil 1970 and plays keep ball until the referee blows the whistle after a poxy minute of injury time! At last, someone who knows my pain! Fergie must be earning a fortune in royalties. Indeed!
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Post by gazz on Jan 28, 2015 2:20:23 GMT
Here we go again, and this time it's personal! This ball was 'kept in play' by Derby, crossed into the box, and headed past my wandering goalkeeper..........and the goal stood.
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 28, 2015 21:58:41 GMT
you could argue that the veryedge of the ball might be kissing the very edge of the line, but since goal-line technology doesn't work on that part of the goal line, everybody would call it out of play. everybody. in the spirit of the game, that would be the right decision.
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Post by gazz on Jan 28, 2015 22:06:31 GMT
you could argue that the veryedge of the ball might be kissing the very edge of the line, but since goal-line technology doesn't work on that part of the goal line, everybody would call it out of play. everybody. in the spirit of the game, that would be the right decision. Exactly, but EA appear to be making their own rules! Gits.
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Post by bringbacklenwhite on Jan 29, 2015 11:13:32 GMT
EA is probably a subsidiary of FIFA. Blatter is obviously the Linesman in question.
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Post by jamesgill on Jan 29, 2015 17:24:32 GMT
I'm making County players on FIFA, here's Dan Glover. When speaking to Toddy Jr on Saturday we had a good laugh about this one.
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Post by gazz on Jan 29, 2015 19:12:38 GMT
I'm making County players on FIFA Excellent, mate, but where are you finding the time to do everything you do, have you mastered self-cloning?!
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Post by another_ruined_saturday on Jan 29, 2015 19:34:25 GMT
bloody hell gazz. pot/kettle much?!?
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Post by gazz on Jan 29, 2015 19:41:36 GMT
bloody hell gazz. pot/kettle much?!? I don't do that much really, not like James, he's like Agent Smith!
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Post by jamesgill on Jan 29, 2015 19:47:55 GMT
I always have to be doing something. If I'm not, my brain would just shut down and I'd fall asleep. Currently on the go at the moment: Business GSCEs at School Revision Programme Article Commentary Video editing YouTube channel FIFA County County Heaven (inc. all of the things I offer to do) Housework (as the oldest child) Four Twitter accounts. Two Facebook pages. More articles. Youth Co-op just to keep my brain working
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